There's no manual to becoming a grown man. As a man, you're not supposed to fidget at any point, you must exhibit courage! Do you hear a slap from the back? Just shrug it off and move on. Never act as you felt it. The bitter beauty of it all is you'll never hear men say they're weak, they never show frailty in difficulty, we're usually tough, isn't that what a man should be?
Your vulnerability should be flawless. Even when your life isn't figured out yet, you should be married by 30 and have kids. Isn't that the stories men hear all the time? Isn't that the norm these days? Whether or not you have your career going, you have the love of your life around you, you still gotta be a man. There's not much excuse that you can make.
As a man, you can't be feeble, don't hate; Love all. Your woman left you? You can't afford to cry! Don't feel that sense of emotion! Tuck everything behind. Your heart can't be broken. Whatever it is, we all want to see you manly. You're supposed to be a man and grow both balls!
Aren't you a man? You're supposed to know how to treat a woman; the way she deserves to be treated. Your phallic has to be bigger than expected. How do you show manliness? Take her out. Open the car door for her. Go to the movies.
But remember! Keep in mind what they say, feed her fantastic appetite for a week and like her society, you are a man, all she'll ever need.