Why did the math book stay at home?
It had too many problems to solve outside!
Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many "connection" issues at home!
Why don't scientists trust stairs?
Because they're always up to something!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field… and his front yard!
Why did the pillow go to school?
It wanted to get a little "rest" education!
Why was the broom late for the party?
It got swept up in its chores!
Why was the bicycle shivering?
Because it was two-tired!
Why did the doormat get an award?
Because it always knew how to make guests feel welcome!
Why did the lamp get in trouble?
It couldn't stop "bulbing" confidential information!
Why did the TV feel left out?
Because the remote always had the "power" in the relationship!
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